And prays that all the distracted men on her own team aren’t getting stabbed by other girls in bikinis…īikini armor is way more comfortable than regular armor. He’s gonna drop his guard it’s inevitable. The guy goes onto the battlefield expecting a big scary man, and instead he sees a woman in a swimsuit. Everyone knows that every man in the world is completely distracted the second he sees a bikini. However, there is some validity to using appeal to distract your enemies during combat. Some may argue that the appeal of bikini armor only benefits the male players of the video game. Whenever a woman dives dramatically out of the way, a man should just catch her. “But shouldn’t they at least wear something that covers their body so they won’t get scrapes and bruises when they skid along the ground?” That’s what their male teammates or for.
So having the option to jump out of the way is actually more practical than protective gear. And while the metal plates can deflect some sword strikes, most enemies in Final Fantasy have powerful, armor-ignoring magic. All those heavy, protective plates make it very difficult to move your arms around. The big problem with heavy armor is that it seriously reduces maneuverability. So let’s take a few minutes to ponder the potential benefits of bikini armor.
“How is this woman not dead after fighting in such a skimpy outfit?” Whether it’s Tifa Lockhart in her white tank top and mini skirt or Rikku in her yellow swimsuit, it seems common for the ladies of Final Fantasy to protect themselves by not being protected. She needs the club because weapons are the perfect accessory for a suit of armor.įor the first ever Final Friday, I want to take a look at a question that I find many Final Fantasy fans asking. A woman in a bikini doesn’t need a club for self-defense. But gaming has taught me a different interpretation. I’ve always assumed the logic behind that was the idea that an attractive woman (attractive as defined by the state laws of Kentucky) would not be safe on the streets dressed in such a way. If a woman between 60 and 200 pounds is walking down the highway in a bikini, she has to be carrying a club with her at all times.
There’s a really weird law in my home state.
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